Okay... I'm totally wasted (11 shots of tequila... I kept a running tally)
This totally awesome review is for the "film" The Spirit... see 2 posts ago for a synopsis 'cause, seriously, I can't recap...
Anyway... this review is the bomb... here we go:
The Spirit... FAIL!!!
I'm seriously only about 15 minutes in and I can't watch another second. What a waste of tequila!!!
Rather than waste any more of my wastedness on a review, I'll say this: don't waste your time... not even one second. And, if you watched the trailer I posted, I apologize for wasting those moments of your life.
Instead, here are the notes I was taking as I was wasting 15 minutes of my life!
Trailers: Blue Ray T2 = Awesome!
Hulk vs... - Awesome!
Crank / Transporter - LAME!
Opening visually captivating
Sin City?? LAME...
Action solid... so far
Eva Mendes :)
Bathroom Break - I'm F-Bombed up (11 shots)
Frank Miller cameo lame
Underwater scene - wizzeak!
Sound design nice... as far as sounds... but wrong in a cinematic sense. Incongruous.
Samuel L. Jackson first words, "Heads up" (then he hits The Spirit with a head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Scarlett Johansson!!! (Call me!)
Eyelashes??? 72 pt. "WTF???"
If it wasn't for you, dear reader, I would have shut this off now.
Sorry... I can't watch this...
p.s. Watching 'Lost in Translation' instead... at least until I pass out. Say... does anyone know how to get vomit stains out of a white, ultra-suede couch?
p.p.s. Have I mentioned how much I love Scarlett Johansson's character in Lost in Translation? 'Cause I kinda do... (Call Me!)